This Ain’t Avatar XXX This Is A Porn Parody – Movie Review

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Title: This Ain’t Avatar XXX.
Talent: Chanel Preston, Danica Dillan, Juelz Ventura, Misty Stone, Nicki Hunter, Chris Johnson, Dale DaBone, Eric Swiss, Evan Stone, Lexington Steele.
Studio: Hustler.
Director: Axel Braun.
Extras: 3D Feature, 2D Feature, Behind the Scenes, Photo Slide Show, Trailers.
Duration: 2 Hrs. 08 Min.

Review:
Believe it or not, this is the first time ever I’m going to watch this movie from Hustler and director Axel Braun: This Ain’t Avatar XXX. I have to be honest here and say: “unlike many people out there, I hated the original Avatar movie”. I just thought it was an overrated flick with lots of especial effects and a plot that was far from original.

The good thing is that I waited for the DVD instead of going to the movie theater, so I didn’t care much about the money I spent in renting this movie, I DID wanted my 3 hours back though. That was the main reason I kept myself away from the porn parody. However, some people has been asking me if this Avatar XXX flick is good or not, so I’m reviewing it.

Here’s the information we have on This Ain’t Avatar XXX:
“The highly anticipated 3-D journey inside a brand new world with a deep, dark secret in the most ambitious project ever from Huster Video. A feature that is the first ever adult movie made specifically for 3-D televisions!”

This movie was released back in 2010 and won 2 XBIZ Awards (Art Direction & Marketing Campaign), and one AVN Award (Best 3D Release). This was Hustler’s more expensive movie, and it takes place after the original Avatar movie ended. Also, some sex scenes are supposed to be video logs of sex moments cut from the original Avatar movie, so I think that’s ingenious. Anyway, I hope the movie is better than the original Avatar. Here’s the This Ain’t Avatar movie review:

This Ain't Avatar XXX - Danica Dillan, Evan StoneDanica Dillan, Evan Stone 
Danica looks hot in here! Evan plays the villain of this movie and he wants to try a little blue pill, and he wants Danica to help him. Sex starts with a very passionate moment where he rips her shirt, and then, Danica gets on her knees and blows him. She rides Evan on reverse cowgirl first. This sex turned sizzling hot when she takes Evan’s dick in her ass!!!

This Ain't Avatar XXX - Nicki Hunter, Eric SwissNicki Hunter, Eric Swiss 
A couple of Na’bi aliens are exploring the forest when they get really horny. Eric fondles Nicki nicely, and she quickly starts to give him head. Then, she bends over a rock and gets fucked on doggy style first. I have to say the make up was terrific I didn’t recognize Eric or Nicki, and their sex scene wasn’t affected by this (at least on camera). It was very hot!!

This Ain't Avatar XXX - Nicki Hunter, Chris JohnsonNicki Hunter, Chris Johnson
Jake is unconscious so Nicki needs to revive him quickly… by sucking his cock!! Good thing is that she did a terrific job during the BJ because he comes back to life. Later, she sits on his face to have her pussy eaten, and then, a very hot 69!! She fucks Chris in cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. I loved sex here, Nicki was magnificent as always and she goes for anal!!

This Ain't Avatar XXX - Misty Stone, Chris JohnsonMisty Stone, Chris Johnson
There wasn’t a lot of plot before this sex scene starts. Misty and Chris get romantic and kiss each other before he pushes her down to suck his dick. She rides him cowgirl style for the first sex position of the scene, and her blue booty looked great. They go for 3, or 4 positions until Misty gets on her knees and gets the cumshot in her mouth.

 

This Ain't Avatar XXX - Chanel Preston, Juelz Ventura, Misty Stone, Chris Johnson, Dale DaBone, Lexington SteeleChanel Preston, Juelz Ventura, Misty Stone, Chris Johnson, Dale DaBone, Lexington Steele
The orgy was another scene without a lot of prior dialogue. There are 5 aliens and a human girl (Juelz). Everybody starts pleasing their partner with oral. The pounding is at the same time for the 3 couples involved, and they even look synchronized at moments. It was good, but not a switching partners orgy.

Summing up:
This Ain’t Avatar XXX from Hustler and director Axel Braun was a very good movie with great sets, very good sex scenes, and awesome anal fun in a couple of scenes. As I expected the plot of the movie was short, and not very engaging for me, just like it happened to me with the original movie.

Danica and Evan did a great job on the first sex scene of the movie. Danica was a very naughty girl and she goes for anal sex for quite some time. Nicki and Eric have a terrific sex scene in “the woods”, it was funny how different they looked as the blue aliens.

Nicki returns as a human, and she was fantastic fucking Jake, she’s as naughty as always and goes ass to mouth, and her blowjob action was terrific on Chris, and she’s very playful with his cum shot on her mouth. The last 2 scenes are very good, but nothing really outstanding. The couples in the last scene never switched partners, so I wouldn’t consider this an orgy, more like an vouyer fuck party.

Anyway, I watched the 2D version of the film because I rented it, and I guess they didn’t have the glasses for the 3D to rent it in 3D. However, I think the 3D version of this movie rocked because it received an Award because of the great work they did.

The sets were nicely worked, the make up was also very good with the aliens, and the plot was okay I guess. As I said, the plot was very short, and not very engaging, but it’s a good movie overall, especially for the makeup and the sex scenes. I have to add that lighting was very poor at moments, maybe because I watched it in 2D!

3 Reasons to Watch This Ain’t Avatar XXX:
* Fans of the original Avatar movie are going to love the perfect details.
* There’s great anal sex in the scenes with Danica and human Nicki.
* Direction, sex, make up and movie sets were very good.

Rating: 3 out of 5.
Good Movie.
  

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