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Title: Not South Park XXX.
Talent: Allison Moore, Amanda Blow, Aria Austin, Hillary Scott, Katie Summers, Liv Aguilera, Anthony Rosano, Dane Cross, K Wang (as Kevin Wang), Kurt Lockwood, Kyle Stone, Tommy Pistol
DVD Only: Eric Swiss
Non-Sex Performers: Scott David, Will Ryder
Studio: X-Play
Director: Will Ryder
Extras: “Six Weeks To Replication” – Special BTS Documentary, Bloopers And Outtakes, Perverted Musical Sing-A-Long, Movie Story Only Option, Bonus Sex, Photo Gallery.
Duration: 1 Hr. 50 Min.
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Review:
Well, it’s been a while since I promised the review for Not South Park XXX and I just didn’t have enough time to watch the movie carefully. I have to say that I’m huge fan of South Park, I watch an episode before going to bed to laugh and relax my day, so I decided that I just couldn’t miss this porn parody from director Will Ryder, and I got a copy.

Here’s the information we have on Not South Park XXX:
“America’s most disturbing cartoon gone porno! Award-winning director Will Ryder creates a XXX hardcore porn parody of Comedy Central’s South Park. Kyle falls in love with a beautiful college co-ed (Katie Summmers), but Cartman soon discovers she’s a porn star. Witness juicy pink pussy stuffed by huge cocks and filthy ass fucking amidst ethnic jokes and dim sexual wit. Hilarious and sexy as fuck!”

As a huge fan, I expect this porn parody to live up to my expectations, and I think that’s not too difficult since Will Ryder is behind the camera and the script. Also, the male cast is a very talented cast. My questions right now involve, which characters are included in this movie? The movie includes five sex scenes, and a threesome. Here’s my adult review of Not South Park XXX:

Not South Park XXX - Liv Aguilera, Tommy PistolLiv Aguilera, Tommy Pistol Rating-Boobs-5.jpg
The boys paid gorgeous Liv to show her pussy to them, but Stan (Tommy) is the one who gets lucky. They start making out and he licks her pussy for quite some time. Liv gives great head to him, very wet. They start fucking in reverse cowgirl position with a lot of intensity. They change to cowgirl, where she gets the chance to show great moves!!

Not South Park XXX - Hillary Scott, Kurt LockwoodHillary Scott, Kurt Lockwood Rating-Boobs-5.jpg
The guys are trying to find out about the past of Hillary, and they bump into this video online. She is giving head to Kurt, and she uses a very wet technique. Kurt lifts her up and they start performing a 69 while he’s standing up. Hillary gets pounded really good for a while until they decide to go for anal sex with ass licking included. It was a very hot scene!!

Not South Park XXX - Allison Moore, Aria Austin, Anthony RosanoAria Austin, Anthony Rosano Rating-Boobs-5.jpg
After a big trouble in paradise Eric Cartman needs to have his balls rubbed with cream and Aria Austin is in charge of doing this. She gives him a great massage and after a great blowjob she rides him in reverse cowgirl style. Anthony bangs her in doggy style position and he puts a finger up her ass for a little while. There’s also anal sex in this scene. Awesome!!

Not South Park XXX - Allison Moore, Amanda Blow, K WangAllison Moore, Amanda Blow, K Wang Rating 3
I won’t spoil the plot, but let’s say that Kenny gets the chance to fuck Allison and Amanda when other guy wasn’t able to. The girls give him a blowjob at the same time, and then, the girls start taking turns at riding him. There’s little to no interaction between girls, Kenny is the entire center of attention here. The threesome was entertaining enough.

Not South Park XXX - Katie Summers, Dane CrossKatie Summers, Dane Cross Rating 4
After clearing everything up, Kyle decides to keep his relationship with Katie and they start fucking with Kyle (Dane) giving her great oral sex to get her in the mood. Katie gives him a blowjob with a lot of deep throating included. Sex was intense with different positions like cowgirl, doggy, missionary and reverse cowgirl. Very good!
Summing up:
Not South Park XXX from X-Play was a very funny porn parody, and there were some changes made like the fact that the boys are not in Elementary School but in the South Park Community College to make them 18 years old.

As for the characters included they were Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny, plus Mr. Mackey, the only added character besides the boys. Mr. Mackey was played by Kyle Stone and he was hilarious as the professor! The girls are very hot and they were very naughty, the girl that caught my attention the most was definitely Liv Aguilera, she was very flirty and naughty, and her sex scene was hot!

There are musical moments in the movie, and you get a funny sing-a-long during the 2 or 3 songs they sing during the movie. I would have loved the threesome to be hotter, but performer K. Wang had a hard time during filming, and you could see he wasn’t completely hard, plus the girls didn’t interact much with each other which was a shame ‘cause they’re sizzling hot.

The bonuses include the non-sex version of the movie, a behind the scenes footage with Eric Swiss and Aria Austin going for anal and Kyle Stone gets some action too. There are almost 50 minutes of behind the scenes footage, there’s also a photo gallery, trailers, and a short sequence of bloopers.

Overall, I have to say that Not South Park XXX made me laugh out loud at some moments, but you can tell the movie was shot in a very limited budget. The story was interesting enough but I felt that it was rushed at moments, sex was great overall. This is a movie you should check out!

3 Reasons to Watch Not South Park XXX:
* Anthony Rosano and Kyle Stone were hilarious as Eric Cartman and Mr. Mackey.
* There are some hilarious jokes in the movie.
* You have a threesome and anal sex included in this flick.

Rating: 4 out of 5.
Very Good Movie.
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