“Not Animal House XXX” A Will Ryder Porn Parody

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Title: Not Animal House XXX.
Talent: Asa Akira, Bliss Dulce, Britney Amber, Callie Cyprus, Cindy Starfall, Jessie Andrews, Katt Dylan, Kaylee Hilton, Nikki Daniels, Spencer Scott, Taylor Russo, Vicki Chase, Zoey Foxx, Anthony Rosano, Chad Diamond, Eric John, Eric Swiss, Jack Vegas, Ralph Long, Seth Gamble, Tom Byron.
Non-Sex Performers: Ashley Stone, Carmen Monet, Kacey Villainess, London Giana, J.J. Hollyberry, Ron Jeremy.
Studio: X-Play/Adam and Eve.
Director: Will Ryder.
Extras: Two Disc Set, 3-D Photo Gallery – Includes 3-D Glasses, Bloopers/Outtakes, Bonus Sex Scenes, Five Behind-The-Scenes Sections, Cast And Crew Interviews, Making The Music, Director/Producer, Travelogue, Trailers.
Duration: 2 Hrs. 51 Min.

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Review:
I remember watching National Lampoon’s Animal House a few years ago with John Belushi and I wasn’t overly impressed with the movie. I understand this movie is a classic American comedy, but I have to say that as a younger guy, I find other college/university comedies much better than Animal House. I was born years later after the movie was released for the first time ever so, the movie didn’t impress me. I thought I’d be important to mention my age, so you get a better idea about me.

Here’s the information we have on Not Animal House XXX:
“Director of-the-year Will Ryder blends XXX hardcore sex with the greatest comedy of all time. The Delta House is a wild sex-filled orgy of misconduct polar opposite the Omegas but when Dean Wormer puts Blutarksy, Otter, Dorfman, Pinto and the sorority girls on “double secret probation” for excessive banging and sucking, the Animal House unleashes a parental nightmare of anal sex, wild orgies and sexual acts so profound and tasteless that decorum prohibits listing them here!”

I saw the trailer of this movie from X-Play and Adam and Eve and I felt hooked to the movie because Tom Byron looks great as the villain of the flick. However, the film relies on the acting of J.J. Hollyberry (Blutarsky), and Eric Swiss. The movie includes a very extensive and talented cast, and I think it could be a very good movie overall, but let’s watch it first. Here’s the Not Animal House movie review:

Not Animal House XXX - Callie Cyprus, Eric SwissCallie Cyprus, Eric Swiss Rating 3
There’s a brief blowjob between Callie Cyprus and Eric Swiss. I think they just wanted to show you the content that we’re about to receive later in the movie. Callie did a great job on Eric, and their action is happening while we have plot happening around them, so the action is not really focused on them for a long time.

 

                                         Cindy Starfall, Vicki Chase, Chad Diamond, Jack Vegas          Rating 4
Not Animal House XXX - Cindy Starfall, Chad Diamond Not Animal House XXX - Vicki Chase, Jack Vegas
These 2 couples are getting it on during a party. The camera is not focused on both couples, so we receive images of them at different times, I wish they would have focused on both couples at the same time. Cindy and Vicki receive a nice amount of oral sex before they start fucking. The girls do a great job, they perform fantastic as usual with both of them. The party environment is forgotten once the couples start fucking. I’m not really sure, but I think Eric John was there also fucking Cindy.
Not Animal House XXX - Britney Amber, Spencer ScottBritney Amber, Spencer Scott Rating-Boobs-5.jpg
There’s a peeping Tom on campus and he catches the girls in a very compromising situation. The girls are over each other, caressing and making out. There’s a great amount of pussy licking involved in this scene with great positions to achieve this, like doggy. There was a great amount of chemistry, the girls did a fantastic job, they also used toys!!

Not Animal House XXX - Katt Dylan, Zoey Foxx, Eric John, Ralph LongKatt Dylan, Zoey Foxx, Eric John, Ralph Long Rating-Boobs-5.jpg
Now, this is a foursome that happens after Dean Wormer puts the sorority on probation. There’s some interaction between the guys and Katt, but then, to each its own. Zoey ends up with Ralph and Katt with Eric. The girls get pounded nicely, and they looked fantastic in this scene. Later in the scene, the guys do the switch with the girls. Hot!!

Not Animal House XXX - Kaylee Hilton, Tom ByronKaylee Hilton, Tom Byron Rating-Boobs-5.jpg
Dean Wormer is getting it on with one of the students and it was kinda funny. He gets a blowjob while talking on the phone, and later he gives great oral sex to the blonde cutie. Sex was on the desk, and couch. I liked it better when they were on the couch, because you get to see Kaylee’s anal sex better on the cowgirl position. Awesome scene!

Not Animal House XXX - Asa Akira, Jessie Andrews, Eric JohnAsa Akira, Jessie Andrews, Eric John Rating 4
Literally I just saw Asa and Jessie nominated by the XRCO for best oralists, and then I find out that Eric is getting a blowjob from both of them, he’s a lucky guy!! Also, he’s getting the BJ while more girls behind him are watching the action. Of course, both girls did a fantastic job, and there’s a moment by the end where you can watch on POV style. Great!

Not Animal House XXX - Jessie Andrews, Seth GambleJessie Andrews, Seth Gamble Rating 4
After a sexy toga party with a lot of sex and drinking going on, this couple decides to leave the crowd and go upstairs on their own. After he passes a test, Seth goes down on Jessie and licks her pussy for a moment. She gives him a blowjob and then, they start fucking with a lot (a lot!) of intensity in different positions. It was a very good sex scene!

Not Animal House XXX - Nikki Daniels, Taylor Russo, Eric John, Eric Swiss, Jack VegasNikki Daniels, Taylor Russo, Eric John, Eric Swiss, Jack Vegas Rating 4
Blutarsky and the gang take the party elsewhere, and they leave Nikki and Taylor get fucked by the three guys on the couch in the living room of the sorority house. The scene is pretty much a threesome with 2 guys and a girl, and the other couple fucking. There was no interaction at all between both girls. Sex was still very hot though.

Not Animal House XXX - Asa Akira, Reagan Ross, Kaylee Hilton, Anthony Rosano, Eric SwissAsa Akira, Reagan Ross, Kaylee Hilton, Anthony Rosano, Eric Swiss Rating 4
This appeared to be a mini orgy, but very soon in the scene Anthony and Asa leave the party to have a party of their own. Eric ends up having fun with Kaylee and Reagan, and we’re watching both sex scenes at the same time again. Sex was very entertaining in both scenes. It was fun.

Summing up:
Not Animal House XXX from X-Play/Adam & Eve is a movie that I didn’t enjoy as much as I enjoyed Not The Three Stooges XXX also from X-Play. I had to watch the original Animal House again to be more fair in the rating of this movie. I didn’t like the plot, but the plot was very similar to the original version just shorter. J.J. Hollyberry was very close to the acting of John Belushi, just shouting and acting like a crazy dude all the time.

Tom Byron was fantastic as Dean Wormer, and Kaylee Hilton really struck me as the mean, gossipy sorority girl. Eric Swiss did a good job here, but I felt he needed a little more chilling, ‘cause at times I felt he was nervous unlike his character in Not The Three Stooges XXX a movie in which he was hilarious! Asa Akira, Jessie Andrews, Eric John, and Anthony Rosano did a great job in this movie too.

Not Animal House XXX includes a 2 disc set, and a 3D Photo Gallery with a couples of 3D glasses included so you can enjoy the gallery, but to be honest, I wasn’t able to watch the gallery in 3D, but this is the first time I try this, maybe I just didn’t know how to do it. The second disc includes 5 parts of behind the scenes footage, a director/producer travelogue, hilarious bloopers, making the music featurett, a photo gallery, trailers and 2 bonus scenes.

Overall, I have to say that Not Animal House XXX wasn’t my cup of tea personally, just like the original movie wasn’t either. However, I think fans of the original Animal House are going to enjoy this XXX twist from director Will Ryder, who always puts a lot of effort on his productions. So, comparing everything I saw here to the original Animal House movie, and taking in consideration all the hot sex scenes filmed in this project, and the hot cast, I think this is a very good porn parody for Animal House fans.

3 Reasons to Watch Not Animal House XXX:
* Kaylee Hilton’s anal sex scene with Tom Byron. It was sizzling hot.
* All the naked girls partying in a never-ending party at the sorority.
* Katt and Zoey foursome with Ralph and Eric, that was hot sex too!

Rating: 4 out of 5.
Very Good Movie.
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