Kimberly Kane in This Ain’t The Expendables XXX

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Title: This Ain’t The Expendables XXX.
Talent: Ana Foxxx, Andy San Dimas, Brooklyn Lee, Jessie Andrews, Kimberly Kane, London Keyes, Lyla Storm, Alec Knight, Billy Glide, Brendon Miller, Derrick Pierce.
Non-Sex Performers: Kylie Ireland, Tera Patrick.
Studio: Hustler Video.
Director: Axel Braun.
Extras: Trailers, Behind The Scenes, Slide show, Behind the Scenes Slideshow, Spam.
Duration: 1 Hr. 35 Min.

Review:
Well, in all honesty I’m not expecting a lot from this movie from director Axel Braun and Hustler. The female cast of This Ain’t The Expendables XXX is very beautiful. The talent includes Kimberly, Brooklyn, Andy, London, Ana, Jessie and Lyla. There are also a couple of cameos from Kylie Ireland and Tera Patrick. When I noticed the length of the movie I felt there’s not a lot of plot, so let’s see.

Here’s the information we have on This Ain’t The Expendables XXX:
“An all-star cast of hardcore icons, featuring a special appearance by Tera Patrick, headlines Axel Braun’s explosive action spoof about a group of hot female mercenaries on a treacherous mission who are kicking serious ass…and getting some, too.

“Guns, fights, motorcycles, and hot chicks all come together for Hustler Video in the 3D parody event of the year!”

A lot of people on social media was complaining about a wasted opportunity from director Axel Braun and Hustler. These people alleged Hustler and Braun could have made a movie with retired porn stars from the 90s or 80s instead.

I’m not really sure I agree with them totally, the idea they offer is more realistic to the original Expendables idea, but I don’t think new generations would pay to watch girls from the 80s or 90s. I do think maybe using more MILFs would have been great though, but let’s not get ahead of ourselves and let’s see how the movie does on This Ain’t The Expendables XXX movie review:

Expendables XXX - Brooklyn Lee, Billy GlideBrooklyn Lee, Billy Glide 
Brooklyn Lee goes and pays a visit to her boyfriend (or fuck buddy) Billy. Things get a little rough at the beginning, but that turns into passion, and she quickly starts giving him a BJ and riding him. The couples gets a lot of oral sex breaks, and that’s hot for me. The last moments of the scene Billy leads sex, and Brooklyn receives him in doggy style. Hot!!

Expendables XXX - Andy San Dimas, Jessie AndrewsAndy San Dimas, Jessie Andrews 
A very drunk Brooklyn and Kimberly are discussing about Billy the asshole when Andy arrives to the shop with Jessie. After receiving a lot of mocking from Brooklyn and Kimberly, the beautiful couple decide to go upstairs and get it on. There’s a great amount of oral sex and masturbation, and this makes the scene very hot and realistic. I loved it!!

Expendables XXX - Kimberly Kane, Derrick PierceKimberly Kane, Derrick Pierce 
This scene makes a homage to the scene where Arnold, Bruce Willis and Stallone have a talk about the mission. In this scene we have Derrick and Tera talking to Kimberly. The scene was shot mostly in POV style with Kimberly giving a blowjob and tit-fucking action to Derrick. I was expecting Ms. Kane doing a full sex scene, so it was a little disappointing.

Expendables XXX - Lyla Storm, Alec Knight, Brendon MillerLyla Storm, Alec Knight, Brendon Miller
Lyla is the prisoner from terrorist dudes: Brendon and Alec. They torture her, but she decides to get them on her side by fucking them. Lyla is very intense once she starts. It’s very enjoyable watching her in action. Alec and Brendon give the girl a pounding in different positions while she takes care of one with her mouth, and the other with her pussy. Hot!!

Expendables XXX - Ana Foxxx, London Keyes, Ryan DrillerAna Foxxx, London Keyes, Ryan Driller
After a few moments of non-stop action with the female Expendables, we have the celebration. The celebration includes all the Expendables and Ryan, but at the end there’s a threesome with London and Ana. Both beautiful girls give Ryan a terrific BJ. Then, the shots were too close to the trio, and you can’t enjoy the scene and their bodies.

Summing up:
This Ain’t The Expendables XXX from Hustler is an okay movie with very, very brief plot, a single action scene, and okay dialogues. Not a lot like the original Expendables. Axel Braun did some terrific shots during the action part, but during some of the scenes he was just focused on genitals and faces.

The first scene was intense and Brooklyn looked like a natural for that scene. In the second scene we have Andy and Jessie doing an awesome job in a very short amount of time in their girl on girl scene. They captured all their passion in those brief 10 to 12 minutes and delivered a very passionate, and realistic scene. It was very cool.

I was expecting a very dominant and sexy fuck from Kimberly Kane to Derrick, but for me it was disappointing that she was only doing a blowjob. Lyla’s threesome with Brendon and Alec made the sex for the movie great again, and it was very entertaining.

Sadly, in the last scene we have the threesome with London, Ana and Ryan with Axel mostly focusing on their genitals and faces, so we don’t appreciate much their job on the scene, and that’s a shame. The acting of everybody was very good, especially Kimberly who was the lead of the movie. The 3D action was actually very entertaining, but I look for movies with a great plot and awesome sex scenes, and this movie was only decent on those parts. I think This Ain’t The Expendables XXX is just a good movie.

3 Reasons to Watch This Ain’t The Expendables XXX:
* The female cast. That’s one of the things that made me get this movie.
* The threesome with Lyla, Alec and Brendon. It was very intense!
* The girl on girl scene with Andy and Jessie, it was awesome, but very short!

Rating: 3 out of 5.
Good Movie.
  

 

 
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